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Elliott says – 4

We co-sleep with Elliott and usually after we turn off the lights, we’d still chat in the dark for a bit. 

Me: I love you, Elliott.

Elliott: I love you mummy! 

Me: How much do u love mummy? (I expected him to stretch out his arms wide to say “this much!”, just like the book “Guess how much I love you”)

Instead, without missing a heartbeat, he exclaimed: 

“$2!”

After I recovered from giggling, I quipped: Mummy loves you….$10! 

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Elliott Says – 1

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We were at a bakery and looking at bread. I told the boy that I needed to use the bathroom so off I went.

When I was done, Elliott was waiting outside. The moment he saw me, he asked in a chiding tone:

Elliott: Mummy, where you go? Why you lost?
Me: I went to the bathroom.
Elliott: Bathroom? I was looking at bread with Daddy. Why you lost, Mummy. Why?!

It made me laugh. It was his way of asking where I went without telling him. And that chiding tone really cracked me up. He’s only 3 years old! Aiyooooo.